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gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

Tom, you obviously do not know the power you possess.

Otherwise you would’ve never made this face.

If you were to ever make that face and ask me to do something. I would do it. Anything.

Make me a cake. *face*

No problem!

Trip that blind guy over there. *face*

As you wish.

Clean my leather coat collection with this q-tip. *face*

Consider it done.

Rob a bank with this dirty sock. *face*

I can’t imagine anything better to do.

Whenever you see a puppy, kick it in the face. *face*

With pleasure.

Bring me the strangest creature from the deepest depths of the ocean. *face*

Already did it.

Find a faerie, pluck it’s wings off, make a key chain out of them and give it to me. *face*

It shall be the best key chain you’ll ever lay your eyes upon.

Anything, Tom. Anyfuckingthing.

You’re worse than those fucking Klondike bars.

(via gofuckyourselftomhiddleston)